Survey: did you know it was illegal to masturbate in your own car whilst driving????

what else are they going to take away from me??????

Survey: did you know it was illegal to masturbate in your own car whilst driving????
How about if someone else is doing it for you?
Reply:i think they should have little internal strap-ons.like -the good part points in. they could be vibrating ones,even- but real quiet-like.


then, as long as they don't do a cavity search, who's gonna know?
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I love that answer.








That's terrible. And isn't your husband gay? You need all the masturbation you can get! Do you really think a male cop would arrest you for it? He might pull you over but there's no way he makes you stop, lol.
Reply:I know!!!! I mean.... it only takes one elbow, foot or knee to drive!!!





I guess we got caught.... with our pants down!!





really, I have to hand it to you for digging up this dirty deed....





I am sure it will rub many people the wrong way!!





oh' well! different strokes....for different folks!! (k, you saw that one cummmming....er coming)
Reply:I told you! When the cop walks up to your window, you're supposed to stop all masturbatory activities! You're such a show-off, "Officer, want to see what I can do?!" You never listen
Reply:Next you're going to tell me its illegal to flash your fun bits in the courtyard of your local nursing home.
Reply:How the heck else am I supposed to fill the 5 minutes between work and home?!?!
Reply:well driving for some people is erotic, so the mire act of driving is masturbation. take that one law makers.
Reply:Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!





I guess I'm a gratuitous repeat offender.
Reply:It's OK if you're a female. Males however are restricted from this particular activity. What cop is gonna take a woman to jail for it?
Reply:So it's still cool to masturbate in someone else's car?
Reply:The official name Vehicular Masturbation Violation $60.00 fine
Reply:I do it anyway cause im cool liek that , plus I can't not use my new penis all the time I have a bunch of years to catch up on
Reply:What! I don't believe you , next your going to tell me it's illegal to exchange sexual favors for cash.
Reply:Not in Colorado
Reply:Well, I cant say I'm surprised - you need to give 100% full attention when masturbating! Maybe think about pulling over first.
Reply:so, what are we supposed to do, masturbate in someone else's car???
Reply:someone is going to have to come up with a "bluetooth like" device, something handsfree.
Reply:Damnit! The webcam I just had installed is useless now...





Geez.





Good luck!!
Reply:So that's why those 30 cops were at the hospital while I was there last night.....and they kept giving me funny looks...and I thought those were unpaid parking tickets :(
Reply:Darn it. That means they caught me fantasizing about the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup i had near me at that moment. :(
Reply:good thing I haven't been caught

















oops, I mean, who would do such a thing!!
Reply:Tell me you're kidding, even though it's not funny at all.
Reply:Then what are you supposed to do with that built in tv? I know they only made those for porn.
Reply:how can you masturbate , your a girl !
Reply:I'll drive, if you take the passenger seat.
Reply:And they call this a free country? What are our troops fighting for if not the right to masturbate while driving?
Reply:It is?


Sh*t, I better delete my latest Youtube vid.
Reply:That's a lie...I'd be in prison by now!
Reply:yeah - but that doesn't stop pogue from doing it
Reply:Damn, Now driving on those long road trips is really gonna suck! I better clear my toys from the glove box! Uggg!