SURVEY: You've hit a deer and your car is FUBAR...?

Do you do the Snoopy Dance because you've got great car insurance or are you calling all your redneck friends to "git me sum of that there venison steak for a hoedown?"





For the scholars: Is hoedown one or two words?





Personally, I be horrified that I killed a deer...but that's just me.

SURVEY: You've hit a deer and your car is FUBAR...?
'Hoedown' is one word.





Also, would you like to meet up for dinner and a movie tonight?
Reply:I don't get this question i am just plain retarded
Reply:None of the above. I pull out a small glowing sphere, bring the deer back to life, it stumbles away and then I get my BUTT KICKED by nearby rednecks who USED to be my friends and who 'don't cotton ta thet kinda 'havior roun' these parts, yu alien sumbich."





If you get THAT reference, you're either


a) A true moviegoer


b) Over 30.
Reply:this question gets a star because of the "for the scholars" section alone.





kudos to you! i needed a laugh. :D
Reply:i would be horrified i would call my mom or dad and tell them what happened and then i would call some one to remove the deer from the road

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