SURVEY: You've hit a deer. You are not injured, but your car is FUBR?

Do you do the snoopy dance (because you have great insurance) or do you want to drag that big ole deer and call all your friends and make venison steaks. %26lt;FUBR%26gt; "effed up beyond recognition."

SURVEY: You've hit a deer. You are not injured, but your car is FUBR?
Can't I do both?


Can't I take the money and the steak and have a ho' down?
Reply:Ride a motorbike so i would probably end up with an antler where i didn`t want it!
Reply:Snoopy dance. Then go car shopping.
Reply:Alittle of both ..... due the dance as I call a friend who has several "big cats" tigers and the like ..... dead deer is good breakfast for cats.
Reply:I need a new car...and I would hack off a hind quarter and blame it on the wolves
Reply:This really happened to me back in 1988... $8000 dollars damage to a $14000 truck... it took weeks to get it back and it never drove as good as it did when it was new !!! No dancing here !! Oh, and the damned thing ran off into the woods to die and left me bleeding in my seat !!
Reply:snoopy dance and steaks for everyone
Reply:Im too smart to hit a dear.
Reply:My bum is on the moose. My bum is on the moose.
Reply:Great insurance but I'd still take the gun from my truck and shoot the GD thing.
Reply:if you havent hit a deer, why ask such an asinine question????
Reply:I swear a lot and let the troopers deal with the corpse.
Reply:I'd do like man vs wild and start eating that deer right than and there.
Reply:I'd do both.
Reply:I'd do the snoopy dance, lol.
Reply:well its illegal to consume deer meat after having hot it with your car, but i would be dancing in the street at the wonderous thought that you just escaped death!!!!!
Reply:id go to the deer to see if it is really dead and if there is a way to help it, other than that, i'd hit myself for being an idiot and not watching where im going.
Reply:Get a road kill tag and have a barbecue!!!!
Reply:Do the dance while eating a big ole deer sandwich.
Reply:taxidermy
Reply:I was in a small Toyota truck with my friend when he hit a big buck deer a few years ago...


The deer jumped across a 4 lane highway to safety...The truck was damaged to almost beyond repair..but we were fine..


The state trooper who finally showed up ..actually got sick because we had just came back from grocery shopping, where spagetti sause I had bought was everywhere in the bed of the truck. ...lol...lol...I giggled..cause the deer hit the front of the truck..not the back...





We did a slight snoopy dance (because of the insurance he had)...but at the same time we were shaken and relieved at the same time....but at least we and the deer were ok...or at least for alittle while..cause this big truck pulled up with hunters...





Don't know if the deer made it through the night or if it was turned in venison stew and steaks ....
Reply:Id snoopy dance
Reply:Snoopy Dance venison tastes like crap!
Reply:That is FUBAR .:) add the word ALL
Reply:Neither
Reply:snoopy dance!!!!!!!!shake it
Reply:Do the dance and make the steaks!
Reply:i would do the snoopy dance
Reply:I'd run to the deer and cry next to it.





"Oh GAWD Bambi, is that you?!"
Reply:its not a survey. its a puzzle
Reply:poor deer o well hes in a better place now id dance i like money